Getting beastly with it!

By now you've all been beyond bored by my drab ass video diary. That's why I'm busy filming a "candid" sex tape. I really hope no one "hacks" my computer and exposes such a sacred piece of my skanky scunt for the world to see! Especially that part where I bring my newly adopted dog in to lick peanut butter out of my ass crack. I mean, no way would I want the entire Internet to be privy to such a disturbing scene. Unless, of course, it promotes my world wide renown and leads to a lucrative deal with an overseas XXX company that specializes in bestiality.